The Art Of Seduction...

Hey, guess what...
i watched a movie today, its called THE ART OF SEDUCTION its a korean comedy and its really, err.. Nc 16 yea... u noe what im sayin? alright to make this easier for me... theres a man i'll name him man, theres a girl, i name her girl...ok? all clear? good... Now the man is a guy who desperately wants se* with girl the girl also wants se* with boy. and they do all sorts of things to each other... like girl tricks boy into pawning hs watch... just to buy her some wine and a good meal cause both their credit cards were hacked by another man who was really jealous of their so called (love) and in the end, man didnt have enough money to pay for everything and he came running out of the restaurant shouting at girl, "run, run!" and she dropped her umbrella while doing so... damn in the end both had erm... u noe... err...yea im sure u noe what im sayin
-Dane Cook is a comedian... hes nice and really cool he talks about his life and his miseries, and theres one time on his show he talked about his first job: Burger king... yea check this out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgb5GbQHCCc&feature=related
Enjoy it? yea? alright...
listen i gotta go now bye bye :)

Game account, item hack..

Some of you may know the online virtual game called maple story... yea?
i play it... thats right i play it...
anyway theodore told me that my cape went missing... yea...missing
i was like pissed to the core.. it cost 9 million mesos ok.... that is freaking alot, u think money falls from the sky? i have to earn that money fuckin shit.....
alright im being petty... im not gona stay mad for long but seriously i will hold a grudge against that guy...
like err,,, u noethe movie THE GRUDGE? yea im gonna kill him... grudge style
but in THE GRUDGE... i think the grudge is pervert.. it always appears BETWEEN the legs god... pervert..

Phone went totally missing...

OK, so heres the deal... I, lost my phone k?
Then i went to get it hte next day k?
Then the girl at the service desk tells me she cant open the safe..., i mean wad the fucking shit is that...so then she tells me to come back on monday and so i go home and wait for monday...
MONDAY...
Alright... i go to the same desk... the girl tells me to wait, as she made some calls, k, next, after
i got my phone back i went to the taxi stand and waited for a taxi then suddenly some woman barged up behind me and started talking loudly i was like so freakin annoyed... then the woman started telling her friends about how handsome i was......................................... i mean that was so freaky............... the woman was fat and disgusting but her friends were ok did not so much...
-Today i didnt acctually do much but how would u feel like it if somebody broke a promise? you'd feel angry right? ok,here goes, my mom acctually used the word promise to tell me that after the PSLE she'd let me free...no studies, and today? im asked to do english, and she goeson to talk about O' LEVELS i mean that shit should be 3 years down the road.....
-TOMOROW...i've got tution and that sucks. i still have 4 questions UNDONE for homework and i dont feel like doin it, i mean what the FUCK, my sis is like totally FREE, my obsinate mother thinks that my sis is doing well in sch and she let her off.... my sis is like JUST passing some subjects and my mother THINKS its good....
ok.. NOW its boring im gonna like go now...err...cya :)

PSLE... AFRAID?

Hey wassup,
school, is over queck is gone and holidays are here, whats to worry?
:whats to worry????????????? are u mad jon? PLSE results is what to worry!!
: relax.... ill do fine..

3 WEeks LAtEr..........

: how did u do?

:fine i guess...

But u see...

i did'nt do fine

i got 225......listen up i aimed for 250 and above and i get this:225... see the HUGE difference? LIFE ISNT FAIRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gah.

to hell with it

-LET'S JUMP TO HOLS SHALL WE...

Most of u will be doing awesome stuff like scuba diving,sky diving or even snow-boarding

U are one lucky kid.. i have to stay home and study...... iwont be going anywhere,ive got tution,sport classess and music class. The most awesome thing ive done is hang out with Theodore hes like an older bro to me, just smells alot worse(jkjk) no seriously he acctually cares for me, i appreciate that...

-The worst thing that can happen to you is when ur VITAL part get beaten...alright... in taekwondo on sat we had a game called monster game,and I just HAD to be the monster... the game goes like this: 4 monsters as targets and they cannot hit back( and that serously sucks ... u noe what im sayin? alight, this guy name omar, im not really sure wads his deal, he kicks below blet lvl for god sake... so instead of hitting the target he was wahacking my shin like mad, then out of the blue, back thrust, and wham! direct hit on the balls no fuck that guy... i went down on my knees clutching my balls and moaning in pain.. shoot u noe it was hell embarressing.

Alright the next round after a while he did not beat around the bush HE WENT STRAIT TO THE POINT, bang in the balls again... i fell on my knees again and also clutched my balls. damn a day has passed and i still fell the pain...

-Awesome... my dad took me an my sis out to Great World City today, i bought a really cool necklace, and my sis was being petty as usual and i was so pissed with her... anyway theres this really nice coffe at STARBUCKS...its tastes so good god dammit...its called PEPPERMINT FRAPPE MOCHA u should try it...

i also foud this really nice song called WALKING DISASTER when my blog is complete... ill have a few tracks and that song will be in it.. anyway thx for being such good frens by reading my blog ...love ya guys, muack...